How to feel pregnant?

I always bitch to my hubby and friends that I dont feel I'm pregnant.

Scene 1:
Hubby is wondering when is the decent time he can float off to slumberland without Veli Wifey grumbling that he doesnt talk to her anymore.

" I dont feel pregnant at all. I dont puke, hardly have any cravings and I dont have a big belly!!" Hubby has the kindness to refrain from mentioning the 3 month pregnant belly she had before she was even pregnant and turns a deaf ear to my whining.

Scene 2
Visit to the kindly doc

I am done asking the important questions to the doc and am about to leave when Hubby decides to get into his Q&A mode.

Hubby: "Doc, she feels that she is not pregnant??"

Doc" "Huh"!!! * wondering how to make this 30 week pregnant woman feel that she is pregnant!

Me: telephatically willing my husband to keep his trap shut or I will kill him.

Scene 3
Devoid of gaining sympathetic noises from Hubby, turn to a good friend

Me: " I dont feel pregnant at all!!!!!"
Friend: " It doesn't come as a surprise to me! You didn't feel that you were getting married, until you got married!!"

HMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP!!! now whom shall I turn to?

Have you posted yet?

Some days ago, when I was checking my regular gmail my husband peeked into my Inbox and exclaimed, "A new gmail a/c of samelooneytune is created????? Why????? What is this????? Why didnt you tell me?????" and a host of other questions. I tried to sideline the topic and quickly closed my Inbox which further raised his suspicions.

"You are hiding something from me!" " You never used to do this before!" and the litany continued...

After an hour or so, I opened my newly created, brand new, shiny albeit half-done blog page and showed him.

"So what have you posted?" he asked.

"Nothing......I dont know what to write", I answered glumly.

"How can you not know what to write", he persisted.

Today after few days, I know what to write :p